"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
-Hamlet, Act One, Scene Five
This above all: to thine ownself be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.” - (again with the Hamlet)
Here's something I never thought I'd be commenting on.
In short, a Florida lawmaker wants to ban drooping pants and sex with animals.
So, sex with animals is currently okay under Florida law?
While i'm not sure what is legal in Florida, i do know Mr. Joey, the security guard at the condos where we visit each year, says hanky panky in the hot tubs is illegal. He catches someone trying at least twice a week.
Florida is a nice place to visit, as long as you stay away from the college students on spring break.
12 comments:
It sounds like someone may be wanting to make a name for themselves. Or at least the spotlight for fifteen minutes.
Think I might remove Florida from my "must visit" list!
I remember in college the tales a roommate so casually told about her boyfriend's visit to Tijuana...all new to me and most disturbing.
Lovely photo Leah. It's about time someone put a ban on droopy drawers! As for the other...EWWW!
While i'm not sure what is legal in Florida, i do know Mr. Joey, the security guard at the condos where we visit each year, says hanky panky in the hot tubs is illegal. He catches someone trying at least twice a week.
Florida is a nice place to visit, as long as you stay away from the college students on spring break.
David, you're probably right.
Dawn, oh, my.
Tabor, that must have been quite the eye-opener.
Reb, thanks and I agree.
Messymimi, I stay out of hot tubs anyway, but thanks for the heads up.
??????? I repeat: ?????????
Yep.
That's a head-scratcher. The droopy pants law is just silly.. and the fact that a bestiality law didn't already exist just scares me.
Hilary, it sure gave me pause.
eeeuuuwww..... there's nothing worse than droopy pants.....
hehehehe
Aye, Bag Lady.
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