Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Sound Advice

"Shut up and eat your heart attack in a bag."

--overheard at the movie theatre.

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This made me laugh.
I have nothing to add.
You?

14 comments:

solarity said...

"...stroke on a plate"?

Mary Anne in Kentucky

Leah J. Utas said...

Mary Anne, I've heard similar: ". ..heart attack on a plate."

Crabby McSlacker said...

"Shut up"is good all-purpose advice for anyone attending a movie... too many folks think it's their own living room!

Leah J. Utas said...

Crabby, it is and I've used it.

the Bag Lady said...

Good advice. The "shut up" part.
The "heart attack in a bag" made me snicker.

Hilary said...

I could only add "hot-buttered" to "heart attack in a bag."

Did you also enjoy the flick?

Leah J. Utas said...

I thought you'd like it, Bag Lady.

Hilary, we saw "Snow White and the Huntsman." It was enjoyable. Best of all it was dark and unDisneyfied.

Reb said...

Great selling line...I can just see the hawkers "heart attack in a bag. Come and get your heart attack in a bag." I do like the shut up part, esp in a movie theater.

I've been curious about that movie, but I find that most movies these days are not worth the theater prices. Glad to hear it is unDisneyfied ;)

Leah J. Utas said...

Reb, wait until its out on DVD unless someone is paying your way.
It's only $8 here, but isn't it $14 or so there?

messymimi said...

There is some kind of "heart attack burger" i've heard of, or a Cardiac Cafe. This is a funny one.

Laurita said...

Hilarious! I would have laughed out loud.

Leah J. Utas said...

Messymimi, I've heard of that place. Yikes.

Laurita, we did.

Red said...

That's one of those statements that couldn't be truer.

Leah J. Utas said...

Aye, Red.